"the ocean doesn' want me today, but i'll be back tomorrow"

2003-02-18 - 7:45 p.m.

*** razors in orbit

1. Who the hell are you?
i am a guy descended from a distant homo erectus, almost as dumb as him... But I have migrated in France since, and now i listen rock music...

2. How did you find this place?
what, diaryland? oh well, sad evening, looking for Daniel Johnston story with old google, found a diary of a cool girl, wrote my own... mmh, yeah.

3. Where you from?
Africa. I have migrated in France long time before i was born... Oh, you meant, before the big bang? oh man, i really don't know... I... blank, totally.
4. Tom Waits, Joy Division, or Sloan? Why?
mmh, Tom Waits. Because of "the ocean doesn't want me todayyy, so i'll be back tomorrow to play... kchh kchhh" and because of "anywhere, anywhere i lay my heeaaad..." (rain dogs) and also "who are you this tiiime..." (bone machine) and all.
5. How many languages do you speak, and what are they?
two. French, and english a bit. But i can say mi corazon in spanish and count up to 5... it may help.
6. Favorite period in history?
i like Middle Ages, because it is so dark, it fascinates me... It's like if i felt that i can remember a past life at that time, the atmosphere... a so long period. If not, eternity.
7. Favorite mythological character?
Thom Yorke.
8. Do you believe that aliens are visiting this planet?
we are aliens, and ET are made from the same universal Substance anyway, and spirits can travel, and... er...
9. If your answer to question 8 was "yes" (or something resembling "yes"), have you ever met one? If "no", just enter something "witty".
lemme check... well, er... yeah.
10. If your answer to question 9 was "yes", did you cook it? If it was a grey, did it taste like chicken? If your answers to questions 9 and 10 were both "no", do you listen to a lot of techno?
well, chickens are aliens.
11. Do you think Michael Jackson was kidnapped back in 1985 and replaced by an alien?
i don't know him personally (i swear!)
12. Name one movie you think I haven't seen, that I'd like.
i think you haven't seen The Philadelphia Story and you might like it. And Paris, Texas.
13. Heard any good bands lately?
Trash Palace, and the new Cassius is fun.
14. Who's got the best bubble butt in the world? Is it Robbie Williams, or can you name a better candidate for that title?
i heard Will Smith talking about his, i have no reason to not believe him...
15. Would you like to try my Nut Butter?
i don't speak english, sorry...
16. Spiderman, Superman, or Aquaman? Why?
it is snowing here, it's beautiful!
17. Do you want to touch my duckie?
help me!
18. Ever seen a porno flick in an actual movie theatre?
no, not there.
19. Was it an arthouse movie theatre, or a porno movie theatre?
hey, are you not listening?!
20. Did you feel dirty? Discuss...
i feel alone.
21. Why are you here?
oh, hi! er... mineral dirt, original cells, monkeys brain, electric razors, and ask my parents. Before, i don't know.
22. Are you glad you're finished? You're finished. Have a nice day.
Did i well understand the question 21?

comment: i have begun my answers with 7 "i", one "Thom" and one "Africa". What do you think about that? *** Bye greengrl!

i'm DEAD right now, cuz i spent the whole day finding a way to put some japanese (by cut-and-paste) in my html programer (wasn't working ONLY there!)... i've searched everywhere!! 6 hours, and just come to find the solution, totally by chance... man...! i swear...! so i feel finally happy even if i feel dirty and tired, because of all that inhuman bullshit.... AAAAAAAAHHH!

this morning, just before to be totally awake, my mind wondered on its own, kinda, what a guy like Tom Sawyer (the cartoon) would be like now, the way he would have grown, if he still would be wild and funny... I hope he'd have found a great job or something...

Oh well, Tom Sawyer is my hero, i can't blame my mind.